• i’m convinced i was born in the wrong era
• red lipstick is fab
• i don’t mean to brag but i make the best cups of tea
• i can’t cook to save my life
• cockney accents are my fave
• i’m a vegetarian
• i don’t have any talent
• i’m quite a shy person 
• capital letters are ugly
• i dislike people
• one day harry styles will notice me and marry me in vegas
• the janoskians are my life and i don’t even care
• i can be the occasional sassy ghetto prissy bitch
• i always change my mind
• i wish i was a rich bitch

HA HA HA YOU DON’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS AND YOU’VE WASTED YOUR LIFE READING IT